{"id":889,"date":"2006-05-27T16:29:41","date_gmt":"2006-05-27T14:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/?p=889"},"modified":"2006-05-27T16:30:23","modified_gmt":"2006-05-27T14:30:23","slug":"nippel-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/blog\/archives\/2006\/05\/27\/nippel-her\/","title":{"rendered":"Nippel her!"},"content":{"rendered":"

20 Minuten ist mal wieder gut informiert<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Paris Hilton r\u00e4kelt sich zum Sound ihrer neuen Single am Strand von Malibu und bewegt die Lippen zu den Lyrics. Dann greift sie in den Sand und sch\u00fcttet sich zwei H\u00e4nde voll ins eigene Dekolletee. Als sie dann an ihre Br\u00fcste greift, passiert das Unvermeidliche: Das Badkleid verrutscht und entbl\u00f6sst ihre linke Brust. Ein Geburtsfehler? Hat Paris Hilton keine Brustwarzen? Nein, sie sind bloss abgeklebt. Um diese Jahreszeit solls n\u00e4mlich in Malibu-Beach noch ziemlich frisch sein.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Aaaa-ja. Diesen (Nicht-) Geburtsfehler wollte ich mir nat\u00fcrlich anschauen, also flink auf den Link „Zum Video<\/a>“ im Artikel geklickt. Aber nix da:<\/p>\n

\"We're<\/p>\n

AOL verwechselt mein Windows als mit einem Macintosh. Da wird Bill aber keine Freude haben. Oder lags vielleicht nur an Firefox? Also nochmals mit dem Internet Explorer: Immerhin, nix mehr von Macintosh. Daf\u00fcr bleibt die zweite Fehlermeldung bei beiden Browsern gleich:<\/p>\n

\"We're<\/p>\n

OK, dann lassen wir das mit den Nippeln. Und da auch eine Neuauflage meiner genau heute vor einem Jahr gestarteten Aktion „I love BloggingTom<\/a>“ wohl nichts bringen w\u00fcrde, lassen wir das Thema halt gleich ganz.<\/p>\n

Ach, eine Anmerkung f\u00fcr die 20 Minuten Redaktion muss aber noch sein: Dekolletee schreibt man in Wirklichkeit Dekollet\u00e9<\/a>, nur damit das auch noch gekl\u00e4rt w\u00e4re. Nicht dass ich das noch mit einem Tee verwechsle…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

20 Minuten ist mal wieder gut informiert: Paris Hilton r\u00e4kelt sich zum Sound ihrer neuen Single am Strand von Malibu und bewegt die Lippen zu den Lyrics. Dann greift sie in den Sand und sch\u00fcttet sich zwei H\u00e4nde voll ins eigene Dekolletee. Als sie dann an ihre Br\u00fcste greift, passiert das Unvermeidliche: Das Badkleid verrutscht […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1268,65,2388,2387,2386,2390,2385,1462,2391,2389,2383,2384,59],"class_list":["post-889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home","tag-20min","tag-aol","tag-bruste","tag-brust","tag-brustwarzen","tag-dekollete","tag-hilton","tag-internet-explorer","tag-macintosh","tag-malibu","tag-paris","tag-paris-hilton","tag-windows"],"yoast_head":"\nNippel her! - BloggingTom<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/blog\/archives\/2006\/05\/27\/nippel-her\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Verfasst von\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"BloggingTom\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Gesch\u00e4tzte Lesezeit\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1\u00a0Minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/blog\/archives\/2006\/05\/27\/nippel-her\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/blog\/archives\/2006\/05\/27\/nippel-her\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"BloggingTom\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/f6c8d3d5f30c10217b69ac72723e9d1c\"},\"headline\":\"Nippel her!\",\"datePublished\":\"2006-05-27T14:29:41+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2006-05-27T14:30:23+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/blog\/archives\/2006\/05\/27\/nippel-her\/\"},\"wordCount\":227,\"commentCount\":11,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/f6c8d3d5f30c10217b69ac72723e9d1c\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/blog\/archives\/2006\/05\/27\/nippel-her\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/wp-images\/ownimg\/articles\/20060527-macintosh.gif\",\"keywords\":[\"20min\",\"aol\",\"br\u00fcste\",\"brust\",\"brustwarzen\",\"dekollete\",\"hilton\",\"internet explorer\",\"macintosh\",\"malibu\",\"paris\",\"paris hilton\",\"windows\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Dies und Das\"],\"inLanguage\":\"de\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/blog\/archives\/2006\/05\/27\/nippel-her\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/blog\/archives\/2006\/05\/27\/nippel-her\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/blog\/archives\/2006\/05\/27\/nippel-her\/\",\"name\":\"Nippel her! 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