{"id":116,"date":"2005-05-02T07:55:46","date_gmt":"2005-05-02T05:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/archives\/2005\/05\/02\/pferde-melken-mit-george-w\/"},"modified":"2005-05-02T07:56:27","modified_gmt":"2005-05-02T05:56:27","slug":"pferde-melken-mit-george-w","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/blog\/archives\/2005\/05\/02\/pferde-melken-mit-george-w\/","title":{"rendered":"Pferde melken mit George W."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am j\u00e4hrlichen <del>Humoristentreffen<\/del> Treffen des Korrespondentenkorps des Weissen Hauses hat First Lady Laura Bush ihrem Mann ganz offenbar die Show gestohlen. Anstatt das George W. einen Witz vortrug, \u00fcbernahme Laura Bush das Zepter und plauderte aus dem N\u00e4hk\u00e4stchen:<\/p>\n<p>George verstehe wenig vom Betrieb einer Ranch, halte ihm seine Mutter Barbara Bush stets vor. Das stimme nicht: &#8222;Ich bin stolz auf George. Er hat viel \u00fcber das Farmwesen gelernt seit dem ersten Jahr, als er ein Pferd melken wollte. Wie dumm, dass es ein Hengst war.&#8220;<br \/>\nUnd weiter: &#8222;Georges Antwort auf jedes Problem auf der Ranch ist, schneid es mit der Motors\u00e4ge ab.&#8220; Sie glaube dass sich George Bush deshalb auch so gut mit Vize Dick Cheney und Verteidigungs<del>fuzzy<\/del>minister Donald Rumsfeld verstehe.<\/p>\n<p>Aha, jetzt ist mir auch klar wieso man im Irak immer gleich mit der Motors\u00e4ge daherkam&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tages-anzeiger.ch\/dyn\/news\/vermischtes\/494031.html\" target=\"_blank\" >Tages-Anzeiger<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am j\u00e4hrlichen Humoristentreffen Treffen des Korrespondentenkorps des Weissen Hauses hat First Lady Laura Bush ihrem Mann ganz offenbar die Show gestohlen. Anstatt das George W. einen Witz vortrug, \u00fcbernahme Laura Bush das Zepter und plauderte aus dem N\u00e4hk\u00e4stchen: George verstehe wenig vom Betrieb einer Ranch, halte ihm seine Mutter Barbara Bush stets vor. 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