{"id":1127,"date":"2006-08-11T17:49:39","date_gmt":"2006-08-11T15:49:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/?p=1127"},"modified":"2006-08-11T17:49:59","modified_gmt":"2006-08-11T15:49:59","slug":"the-future-is-offline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/blog\/archives\/2006\/08\/11\/the-future-is-offline\/","title":{"rendered":"The future is offline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Beim Mobilfunkanbieter <a href=\"http:\/\/www.orange.ch\" target=\"_blank\" >Orange<\/a> kann man es sich offenbar leisten, keine neuen Kunden zu gewinnen. &#8222;Werden Sie Kunde &#038; kaufen Sie online&#8220;, heisst es da auf der <a href=\"http:\/\/www.orange.ch\/vrtmobilephones\" target=\"_blank\" >Homepage<\/a>, doch wer <a href=\"http:\/\/www.orange.ch\/shop\/jsp\/bundle\/homepage.jsp?language=de\" target=\"_blank\" >dem Link<\/a> folgt, erh\u00e4lt lediglich folgende Meldung:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/wp-images\/ownimg\/articles\/20060810-orange.jpg\" alt=\"Orange - Der Onlineshop ist vom 10.08. bis 14.08 geschlossen\"  class=\"centered\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Liebe Orange, anscheinend habt ihr noch immer <a href=\"http:\/\/bloggingtom.ch\/archives\/2005\/04\/08\/the-future-is-bright\/\" target=\"_top\" >nichts dazu gelernt<\/a>. Einen Online-Shop f\u00fcr Neukunden f\u00fcr volle vier Tage zu schliessen zeugt nicht gerade von Kundenfreundlichkeit. Und auch f\u00fcr die Neukundengewinnung d\u00fcrfte so etwas nicht gerade f\u00f6rderlich sein. Aber offenbar k\u00f6nnt ihr euch so etwas leisten&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beim Mobilfunkanbieter Orange kann man es sich offenbar leisten, keine neuen Kunden zu gewinnen. &#8222;Werden Sie Kunde &#038; kaufen Sie online&#8220;, heisst es da auf der Homepage, doch wer dem Link folgt, erh\u00e4lt lediglich folgende Meldung: Liebe Orange, anscheinend habt ihr noch immer nichts dazu gelernt. 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